"I learned like, xianxia-specific camping? There's a lot of like... qiankun pouches and talismans and stuff involved. I mean, you have to make sure you find somewhere where there aren't any unsafe plants or monsters or anything, that's a whole skill. And then you have to set it up so it stays reasonably safe and a Black Rhinocerous Python or whatever doesn't trample you in your sleep. And like the plant thing is really important, some of my shixiongs weren't careful enough one time and didn't see the heart-shaped leaves on the Crimson Smokevine and it uh... well, we did manage to rescue them, but they were very embarrassed." Describing what that plant does to his boyfriend would be embarrassing. He made it up! It's his fault it does that!
As for swimming... "Oh, yeah, it makes sense that your leg would make it harder... I can swim okay, as long as I'm not like, wearing four layers of robes. Wet silk gets heavy and it fouls your limbs and it's just, not a good scene. I'm glad you can hold your breath if you need to, though." No drowning for boyfriend, please.
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Date: 2024-06-13 04:23 pm (UTC)From:As for swimming... "Oh, yeah, it makes sense that your leg would make it harder... I can swim okay, as long as I'm not like, wearing four layers of robes. Wet silk gets heavy and it fouls your limbs and it's just, not a good scene. I'm glad you can hold your breath if you need to, though." No drowning for boyfriend, please.